my big fat ass-o-meter

i didn't have anything to do, so i googled the word "ass" with the
following people. Following are the number of hits. Similar results
(per google) were not counted.

"Tucker Carlson is an ass".......10

"George Bush is an ass"......44

"President Bush is an ass"....7

"Bill O'Reilly is an ass".....28

"Rush Limbaugh is an ass"....9

"Rita Cosby is an ass"...0

"Ted Kennedy is an ass"....7

"Keith Olbermann is an ass".........1

"Bill Clinton is an ass"........6

"Geraldo Rivera is an ass".....3

"Dick Cheney is an ass"....8

"Karl Rove is an ass"....14

"Al Franken is an ass"....6

"Michael Moore is an ass"....44

"Jack Cafferty is an ass"........0

"Mel Gibson is an ass"....21

"Paul Begala is an ass"....0

"Laura Bush is an ass"....0

"Hillary Clinton is an ass"....0

"Howard Stern is an ass"....14

"Alec Baldwin is an ass"........3

"Woody Harrelson is an ass"........1

"Russell Crowe is an ass"...11

"Sean Penn is an ass"....17

"Joe Scarborough is an ass"....2

"Imus is an ass"......6

"Nancy Grace is an ass".......0

"Dan Abrams is an ass"....0

"Glenn Beck is an ass"....3

"Laura Ingraham is an ass"...0

"Michael Savage is an ass"...1

"Mark Levin is an ass".....1

"Jay Leno is an ass"...5

"David Letterman is an ass"....0

"Katie Couric is an ass"....4

"Gilbert Gottfried is an ass"....0

"Donald Trump is an ass"....8

"Nancy Pelosi is an ass"....0

"Tony Snow is an ass"...1

"Tom Delay is an ass"...6

"Jack Abramoff is an ass"...1

"George Clooney is an ass"....7

"Tim Robbins is an ass"....2

"Jane Fonda is an ass"....1

"Steve Baldwin" is an ass"...0

"Danny Glover is an ass"...0

"Susan Sarandon is an ass"...0

"Jane Fonda is an ass"....1

"Howie Mandel is an ass"...0

"Kinky Friedman is an ass"...0