The undressed boy, the underpants, and Keith Olbermann

I was shopping for a La Crosse weather station. I wanted to get the ws-9611u model, the one that shows icons of a little boy wearing dress appropriate for the weather: swim trunks, a slicker, a winter coat, etc. You get the idea. Even though I'm 48 years old, I thought it was kind of neat. Different than my other weather stuff. My wife thought it was cute.

I was all set to buy it at amazon.com. Then I glanced down in the section where they tell you what people who have bought this weather devide have also bought:

1. an extra accompanying sensor.
2. a different la Crosse weather station.
3. the book: Captain Underpants And The Preposterous Plight Of The Purple Potty People

and...

4. the book: The Worst Person in the World: And 202 Strong Contenders by Keith Olbermann

Needless to say, I'm worried about getting this weather station now. Maybe it's not exactly weather enthusiasts who are buying it.

Man dies, Bill O'Reilly does autopsy.

James Kim's body was found today, days after going for help after being stranded in snowy Oregon with his wife and children. Bill O'Reilly spends five minutes interviewing someone from National Geographic. Bill used the interview to criticize Kim for leaving the car.

Then he says, "I'm not trying to second guess." He's just trying to teach us what to do if we ever get stranded in a car.

What an ass.

Tucker: OJ is Black equals not guilty

I watched Tucker Carlson by accident tonight. I didn't mean to. When I turn on MSNBC, Chris Matthews is usually on. But I turned it on early tonight. And I was too lazy to change the channel.

Anyway, Carlson was talking to Al Sharpton. Carlson kept going on about how OJ Simpson had been acquitted because he was Black. "It was a race thing."

Is this true, I began to think. I went over the reasons. OJ had money, and could pay for the best attorneys. The police were found to have made mistakes in collecting evidence. Then there was Mark Racist Furman.

But then again, OJ is Black. And you know how those damn Blacks are always getting away with murder...

I apologize, Michael Savage...

If I ever wrote anything that isn't true, I apologize and retract my statement. Please don't sue me, and take away my building in Florida.

I am shaking in my boots, Michael Weiner.

I used to like Glenn Beck

...and it least he doesn't put down liberals like Hannity does.

But the other night, on his CNN Headline News show, he had one of a
three part bit on porn. He made it clear, first, that he was a
conservative and was against porn. He straddled the fence in saying
that he was indeed tempted by it, though. Oh goodie. He isn't gay.

But he wasn't above using the topic, and a video of an undulating
young lady on a couch, to catch your attention and boost his ratings.
Making it a three parter was smart.

Beck interviewed the head of a porn trade group, and dug up an
unoriginal, tiresome put down. He asked the guy if he had any kids.
I immediately knew where he was going.

The porn guy said he had a young daughter.

Oh, you have a daughter, Beck said, lighting up. Better than a son.
How old is she, Beck wondered.

When told her age, he asked if Mr. Porn was going to share his trade with her.

That line is so old. And a cheap put down when you don't really have
anything better.

And he appeared to be disgusted with the guy. But he had invited him
as a guest!

Michelle Gardnet-Quinn gets ravaged by Savage ...

Michael Weiner "Savage" stated that he didn't know what this college
student, having disappeared in Burlington, VT, was doing walking the
streets at 2:00 o'clock in the morning.

Excuse me. I do believe it was a Friday night. She was in college.
She was out drinking and having a good time with her friends. There
were plenty of other students around.

Talk about blame the victim.

I suppose he felt the same way about Imette St. Guillen back in March
in New York City. Killed by a bar's bouncer.

I like Savage. I listen to him every night. But sometimes I think he
has verbal diahrea. Strangely enough, a minute later he said he didn't
regret anything he had said, without mentioning any specific words.
But I think he may have been responding to someone whispering in his
ear, telling him to cool it.

most viewed on msnbc.com

while cable channels were busy covering the Foley email-page scandal
and the shooting in a one room Amish schoolhouse, the most viewed news
story on msnbc.com was:

Baby weight not a problem for Katie Holmes

maybe the stats will adjust themselves as the day goes on...

tony snow's snowjob

Tony Snow, White House spokesperson, in talking about the Foley
page-email-scandal, stated on CNN, "...and there have been other
controversies on Capitol Hill that have been more than naughty
emails."

CNN has read some of Rep. Foley's earlier emails that they say have
been really "disgusting."

A few minutes later, Snow spoke quite differently on CNN. He did away
with the "naughty email" reference after CNN started repeating that
phrase.

In a related story, Foley has emailed a Florida TV station to state
that he is seeking treatment for alcoholism. So he has taken Patrick
Kennedy's post-car crash move and twisted it in a weird way.

you know the Law & Order SVU character named "Munch"?

it turns out there was a Norwegian artist with the last name of Munch.
before dying in 1944, he painted quite depressive paintings. His
most famous is "The Scream", which i always thought of as being kind
of creepy and scary. but it kind of fits in with his other work,
which is very dark.

and i always thought the Homicide/L&O munch character was kind of
dour. don't know if there is any name connection there. think i'll
check it out.

oh, nuts!!!

i thought i'd take advantage of the security rule:
if-you-have-lunch, just-carry-it-through-the-metal-detector-with-you.
no xray needed.

so i pretended my snack nuts were lunch and carried them through,
evading the xray. i could have had a gun or explosives in the
tupperware. the nuts set off the metal detector, for some reason. so
i thought they would tell me to put it through the xray.

THEY TOLD ME TO PUT IT ON TOP OF THE XRAY MACHINE!!! and walk on
through the metal detector again.

wouldn't want to put the lunch through the xray.

one day, maybe someone had put something cheesy through the xray, and
it spilled on the conveyor belt.

i just discovered another hole the terrorists could take advantage of.
forget reading the New York Times to find out classified stuff.
these security breaches are much more valuable.

You may have HIV, but you're still cool.

I was waiting in a metro station in an all black neighborhood
(Brookland section of Washington, DC). I spied a print ad over a
bench that showed a young black guy leaning against his motorcycle.
He exuded coolness.

[This was a good place for an ad. HIV is running rampant in DC, at
least among young blacks, compared to other demographic groups.]

The headline in the ad read, "You've worked hard to get where you are.
So why settle for an HIV med that's twice a day?"

[It sounded like they stole the copy from an Amstel Light ad.]

Then below, it names the product:

Once-a-day TRUVADA.

"...that's twice a day?" I'm going to ignore the fact that the
wording isn't exactly good English. It could have been a lot worse.
Cool wording so the bruthas would buy the ad, then the product.

What I really want to know is, where is the black guy in the ad, that
he worked so hard to get there? He worked hard to buy a motorcycle?

Or did he work hard to get HIV? Of course not!

Maybe he worked hard to get a college degree, a good job, a nice
house, a beautiful wife, and 2.2 kids. Nope. Gilead (the maker)
isn't going after the family man. They're going after the guy who
has a motorcycle, that's his most prized possession, and he's proud of
it.

So the ad really should read:

You don't have much in your life. No partner, no possessions except a
bike. Now you have HIV. So with your busy life, riding your bike,
why settle for a drug you have to take twice a day?

Once-a-day TRUVADA.

my big fat ass-o-meter

i didn't have anything to do, so i googled the word "ass" with the
following people. Following are the number of hits. Similar results
(per google) were not counted.

"Tucker Carlson is an ass".......10

"George Bush is an ass"......44

"President Bush is an ass"....7

"Bill O'Reilly is an ass".....28

"Rush Limbaugh is an ass"....9

"Rita Cosby is an ass"...0

"Ted Kennedy is an ass"....7

"Keith Olbermann is an ass".........1

"Bill Clinton is an ass"........6

"Geraldo Rivera is an ass".....3

"Dick Cheney is an ass"....8

"Karl Rove is an ass"....14

"Al Franken is an ass"....6

"Michael Moore is an ass"....44

"Jack Cafferty is an ass"........0

"Mel Gibson is an ass"....21

"Paul Begala is an ass"....0

"Laura Bush is an ass"....0

"Hillary Clinton is an ass"....0

"Howard Stern is an ass"....14

"Alec Baldwin is an ass"........3

"Woody Harrelson is an ass"........1

"Russell Crowe is an ass"...11

"Sean Penn is an ass"....17

"Joe Scarborough is an ass"....2

"Imus is an ass"......6

"Nancy Grace is an ass".......0

"Dan Abrams is an ass"....0

"Glenn Beck is an ass"....3

"Laura Ingraham is an ass"...0

"Michael Savage is an ass"...1

"Mark Levin is an ass".....1

"Jay Leno is an ass"...5

"David Letterman is an ass"....0

"Katie Couric is an ass"....4

"Gilbert Gottfried is an ass"....0

"Donald Trump is an ass"....8

"Nancy Pelosi is an ass"....0

"Tony Snow is an ass"...1

"Tom Delay is an ass"...6

"Jack Abramoff is an ass"...1

"George Clooney is an ass"....7

"Tim Robbins is an ass"....2

"Jane Fonda is an ass"....1

"Steve Baldwin" is an ass"...0

"Danny Glover is an ass"...0

"Susan Sarandon is an ass"...0

"Jane Fonda is an ass"....1

"Howie Mandel is an ass"...0

"Kinky Friedman is an ass"...0

Bush, using 9/11 for political gain.

"How dare you, Mr. President, spin 9/11."

-Keith Olbermann
9/11/06

Not only Hollywood...the Jews control newspapers too!!!

or at least the Post, Times, and Wall Street Journal...

(Click on link, and page down till you get to a pic of Donald Graham.)

http://www.aljazeerah.info/Opinion%20editorials/2006%20Opinion%20Editorials/September/8%20o/Who%20Rules%20America%20The%20Alien%20Grip%20on%20Our%20News%20and%20Entertainment%20Media%20Must%20Be%20Broken%20Names%20of%20Owners%20of%20the%20US%20Media%20Conglomerates.htm

This is an Arab website, possible Al Jazeerah. I could not bring up
the alleged original website, natall.com/who-rules-america/

Sean Hannity is an ass.

There, is said it. Why is Sean Hannity an ass? Two reasons:

1. If he doesn't agree with a caller of guest, he keeps reasserting
his opinion over and over, as if you are going to change your mind.
Well, the callers who are in love with him will immediately say,
"you're right, Sean. And you're a great American." They need his
approval, and cannot continue to argue against him.

But those who are on the show to disagree with him don't change their
mind. Then Sean has to keep repeating himself for ten minutes. It
gets tiresome. Then he'll say he's out of time and cut the guest off,
and have the last word. Good for him, it's his show.

2. He calls liberals "libs" and ascribes everything bad to them. Most
of the things he says liberals do or think, they don't. But he needs
a whipping boy. Without someone to put down. Hannity wouldn't have a
show. I say good for him. He's laughing all the way to the bank.
But I just get tired of the way he does it.

Tides change, and Hannity will have to change someday. But he'll
survive. He's like a chameleon. Right now liberal-bashing is big on
radio shows. But someday things will change. Like Opera who changed
from paternity suits to book clubs, Hannity will survive.

Bush and Iraq complaint #42

Today we learned that the White House is spending something like 20
million dollars to a PR firm to soften the image of the war in Iraq.
Enough said. I have to go vomit. By the way, that money isn't coming
out of the RNC coffers.