oh, nuts!!!

i thought i'd take advantage of the security rule:
if-you-have-lunch, just-carry-it-through-the-metal-detector-with-you.
no xray needed.

so i pretended my snack nuts were lunch and carried them through,
evading the xray. i could have had a gun or explosives in the
tupperware. the nuts set off the metal detector, for some reason. so
i thought they would tell me to put it through the xray.

THEY TOLD ME TO PUT IT ON TOP OF THE XRAY MACHINE!!! and walk on
through the metal detector again.

wouldn't want to put the lunch through the xray.

one day, maybe someone had put something cheesy through the xray, and
it spilled on the conveyor belt.

i just discovered another hole the terrorists could take advantage of.
forget reading the New York Times to find out classified stuff.
these security breaches are much more valuable.